11 REASONS TO DATE AN “EDM” CHICK

An “EDM” chick loves everything dance music related. She may be a little wild, but it’s all in good fun. Check out this list of 11 reasons to date an “EDM” chick and grab that girl with the face gems and tutu.

1. We Are Passionate

Be prepared to listen to and/or talk about electronic music 24/7 or GTFO. Also, changing the song is basically a death wish. You call it obsessed, we call it dedicated. And no, I’m not going to stop talking about Diplo anytime soon.

2. Stamina

Time to get sexual. We rave, therefore we have mad endurance. Do you know how much cardio you get in at a three day festival? Google it.

3. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Why do we attend two shows per weekend? Because we’re obsessed with having fun. Do you like fun? Great! We’ll be very happy together.

4. Head Rubs: You will receive infinite head rubs. You’re welcome in advance.

5. You’ll Get Jacked Thighs

Please squat and place me on your shoulders so I can have a better view of the show. Thank you and you’re welcome in advance.

6. We Aren’t Afraid to Be Ourselves

We will wear bizarre outfits. We will dance literally like no one is watching.

7. We Get Shit Done

Oh, what’s that you say? Early Bird tickets go on sale Wednesday at 11? You know where I’ll be at 10:59…on three different laptops.

8. Cut Lines or Get VIP

I’m not saying that we use our…assets… to our advantage, but typically females have a much better chance of skipping long entry lines and getting VIP access.

9. We’re Family Oriented

Rave Family: a group of people very special to you that you also happen to love to party with.

10. You Can Put Your Stuff In Our Purse: We’ll hold your keys and wallet if you abide by: 

 Note: If you think this article is meant to be taken 100% seriously, please see number 3